How Not to Catch a Cow

There is a certain subset of the population that cannot resist accessorizing their vehicles. You know who you are. Most of it is purely for show, including, in many cases, what's called a grill guard. These are especially popular on pickups. Even more so in rural areas, where they are considered more of a necessity. Drive down any street in my hometown and you'll see several.

In chrome:

In black:

With lights and winches built in:

Heck, there's even one on the team bus:

Around here, we call them cow-catchers. Because you don't want to catch a cow without one: